find him for me
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit